CLMN | Elevators and pants (TU/e Cursor)

My worst nightmare is being stuck in an elevator. When this column goes to print the first reaction I might receive would be `Ah! Claustrophobia´. But that is not all, ladies and gentlemen. There´s more to it. Actually, it is not the fear of closed spaces that we will be talking about today. I had to digress a bit before I completed my statement and I apologize for it. Allow me to finish what I started.